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LETTERS RECEIVED
Dear VW:
8.21.04
I’d like to bring to your attention my love for the Jetta.
Me + Jetta = Love
I’d also like to bring to your attention my bank account:
$0.05
How to resolve this incongruity? I’d like to apply to
be one of your consumer test drivers, whereby I would receive
one of your Jetta cars at no cost to me. In exchange I would
write up a storm about the performance of said vehicle from
an unprofessional, so-so driver point of view. If there is no
job like that, could you make
one up? I’m sure HR would be more than amenable if you
asked so many times that it was easier https://dash-gadgets.com/forex-broker-malaysia
to give me a job than
continually say “no”. Though I have no money I do
have a university-ish education and thusly have a fine grasp
of the English language.
I’m including a picture of myself pasted into a Jetta
– please note how good I look – it’s like
it is meant to be. Please turn this one dimensional craft project
into a three dimensional dream come true. I can’t wait
to hear from you if can help me.
Thank you for your time and engineering feats.
Sincerely,
Frayn Masters
P.S. It is OK to leave the car if I’m not home.
P.S.S. I will also need vouchers (would a corporate credit
card be easier?) from HR for gas and insurance.
P.S.S.S. I was sad that my computer didn't recognize "Jetta"
as a real word - I mean c'mon computer. So, I dutifully and
honorably added your fine and rigorously group tested car name
to my personal dictionary.
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