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CURRENT NEWS 8.22.04

TNI BOOKS has teamed up with Suicide Squeeze Records to bring you DESTROYING YOURSELF IS TOO ACCESSIBLE / MASCULINE DRUGS, a cd & book combo written, illustrated, forex malaysia and performed by Zach Hill and Holy Smokes. Available now in the online store!

DESTROYING YOURSELF IS TOO ACCESSIBLE /
MASCULINE DRUGS
by Zach Hill and Holy Smokes
Zach Hill (pummeling-secret-robot drummer for Sacramento noise-rock heroes Hella, Nervous Cop, Team Sleep, etc.) steps out on his own with Zach Hill & Holy Smokes and delivers an album & book combination for the Next-Next Millennium. Teaming up with a variety of friends and cohorts (including Carson McWhitter from The Advantage and Rob Crow from Pinback), Hill and his band present MASCULINE DRUGS, a hailstorm of a full-length album with thunder claps and more information lightning snaps that ups the ante from Zach’s past skill flaunting and certainly pushes the young mindblower to the front of the noise-maker pack. Includes an equally confounding perfect-bound storybook written and illustrated by Hill titled DESTROYING YOURSELF IS TOO ACCESSIBLE. Find it in the online store.

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LETTERS RECEIVED

Dear VW:
8.21.04

I’d like to bring to your attention my love for the Jetta.

Me + Jetta = Love

I’d also like to bring to your attention my bank account:

$0.05

How to resolve this incongruity? I’d like to apply to be one of your consumer test drivers, whereby I would receive one of your Jetta cars at no cost to me. In exchange I would write up a storm about the performance of said vehicle from an unprofessional, so-so driver point of view. If there is no job like that, could you make
one up? I’m sure HR would be more than amenable if you asked so many times that it was easier https://dash-gadgets.com/forex-broker-malaysia to give me a job than continually say “no”. Though I have no money I do have a university-ish education and thusly have a fine grasp of the English language.

I’m including a picture of myself pasted into a Jetta – please note how good I look – it’s like it is meant to be. Please turn this one dimensional craft project into a three dimensional dream come true. I can’t wait to hear from you if can help me.

Thank you for your time and engineering feats.

Sincerely,
Frayn Masters

P.S. It is OK to leave the car if I’m not home.

P.S.S. I will also need vouchers (would a corporate credit card be easier?) from HR for gas and insurance.

P.S.S.S. I was sad that my computer didn't recognize "Jetta" as a real word - I mean c'mon computer. So, I dutifully and honorably added your fine and rigorously group tested car name to my personal dictionary.

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